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EXORCISE YOUR WEB DEMONS

To kick off March, I’m offering complimentary Free-Your-Web exorcisms ($100 value) to artists/entrepreneur friends – and friends of friends – who are sick of being haunted by their unfulfilled web dreams.

WHO IS THIS FOR?

This is for anyone who’s helming a great project/business but feels complete inertia when it comes to building a website for said project/business.

Wouldn’t it be nice if a smart, friendly, Taskmaster Webmaster showed up for an hour to guide you toward salvation, I mean, help you out of your rut and into your best life???

I’ve fantasized about this for myself, so I thought why not try be that for someone else. So here we are.

Keep reading if you’ve been planning on building a Squarespace site & you are:

  • Haunted by your unfulfilled web dreams (UWD)

  • Possessed by guilt and anxiety over UWD

  • Suffering from night terrors from doing absolutely NOTHING about UWD

DETAILS

Free-Your-Web Exorcisms are one hour long and by video chat or in-person. I’ve got 5 spots available. Sessions will be held the first week in March.

During the session, we will:

  • Discuss your business/project

  • Talk mission, vision, and goals

  • Inventory your needs

At the end of the session, I’ll give you some Squarespace pointers and we will figure out some simple and meaningful next steps that you can take to move your project forward. That’s it. No obligations.

It’ll be motivating, clarifying and a little bit fun!

If you find the session helpful, just spread the word and feel free to reach out if you’d like to work together in the future :-)

REQUIREMENTS:

You must be based in Los Angeles. Your business/project should be legal! – bonus if it’s interesting, helpful and/or inspiring. You should be planning on building in Squarespace (nothing wrong with Wordpress or others, but Squarespace is my area of expertise). You must be someone I know or come recommended by someone I know. Sessions will be held first week of March.

I will accept submissions until all 5 slots are filled.

HOW TO GRAB ONE OF THE 5 FREE SESSIONS:

  1. Send a short note to hello[at]alicesquared.com with a little about you and what you need to build a website for. (3-5 sentences.)

  2. Include a fun fact about yourself.

  3. Why you think you’d be a great candidate for a web exorcism?

  4. If we don’t know each other (yet), please have a mutual friend recommend you - can just be a quick, “Hey, X is great, you should work together.”

A WORD ON WEB EXORCISM:

  1. This practice has little to do with actual demons and lots to do with wordplay gone amuck. Apologies in advance.

  2. Your website is force of good, not evil. But your guilt & anxiety about it is something I am here to help you BANISH.

I’ll choose the first five that feel like a good fit and we’ll schedule a session for the first week in March. If the exorcisms go well, look out for more free offerings in April!

xxAlice