Eat, Sleep, Exorcise


Cast out your web demons! I’m excited to announce that this month I am offering free Squarespace web-xorcisms ($100 value) to fellow artists & entrepreneurs who are haunted by their unfulfilled web dreams.

Who Is This for?

Anyone who has a great project/business but feels complete inertia when it comes to getting your website built for said project/business.

Wouldn’t it be nice if a smart, friendly, taskmaster webmaster showed up for an hour to help you move things along?

If you are:

  • Haunted by your unfulfilled web dreams (UWD)

  • Possessed by guilt over UWD

  • Suffering from the anxiety of doing absolutely NOTHING about UWD

…help is here.



The ‘Free Yourself’ Web-xorcism is a one-hour session, conducted in person or by video chat with me. 5 spots available. Sessions will be held the 2nd or 3rd week in March.

During the session, we will:

  • Discuss your business/project mission, vision, and goals

  • Inventory your needs

  • Figure out some simple and meaningful next steps you can take to move your project forward. That’s it.

The session will be motivating, clarifying and a little bit fun!

If you find the session helpful, just spread the word and feel free to reach out if you’d like to work with me in the future.


You should be based in Los Angeles and planning a Squarespace site (as that’s my area of expertise). You should be available to meet in the 2nd or 3rd week in March. Sessions are open to friends and friends of friends only!

Offers available until all 5 slots are filled.

How to Grab one of the 5 free sessions:

  1. Send me a short note —> hello[at] with a little about yourself and your business/org/project.

  2. Tell me why you think you’d be a great Web-xorcism candidate.

  3. If we don’t know each other, please have a mutual friend send a quick recommendation/intro. Can be as simple as: “Hey, X is great, you should work together.”

A word on Web-xorcism:

  1. This is a non-occult offering of Alice.Squared.

  2. Ultimately you will be freeing yourself. I’m just here to assist.

  3. Side effects of a web-xorcism may include: a renewed sense of purpose and commitment to what you’re working on and a skip in your step.

I will choose the first five that feel like a good fit and we’ll schedule a session for the second or third week in March. If the web-xorcisms go well, look out for more free offerings in April!